When you think someone’s talking to you, but they were really talking to someone in the future you’ve never heard of the entire time:
Someone message me? I don’t mind who or what :P it’s been ages since I’ve talked to anyone one here :/
im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot
interviewer: any special talents?
what do we say to the god of death?
not today *sets difficulty to casual*